I come to you from a bygone age, an age of ideals of honour and fellowship. A time where people were punished for their crimes a time when public excecution was a way of life, where buggerous bishops beat naughty children untill they repented. An age that is wasted onto our GW and resides nowhere save one place, the last bastion of morality and integrity the XEFA.
We wage a war against evil tyrants against succuban kitten drowners. We are locked in conflict with the fascist regime of the XFA, they are an insidious cloud of putrid lies and slander that poison and suffocate the air of the good people of St John. We are, alas the only thing that can stop their dominion of the GW. Harken to me now I hereby offer you an opportunity to stand with me under the blazing banner of the XEFA, stand with me and help brighten the last beacon of hope that we now have, in these dark days, still hope stirs, still we stand united in our righteous cause at the behement of the Succuban minions of the XFA.
The XEFAs last charge.
Our armour will forever glisten in the sunshine as its rays still penetrate their clouds of lies and hate their rhetoric of doom. Our swords gleam in the moonlight our heads are strong and our hearts achingly pure and our bodies they yearn vengence they cultivate holy wrath. Dominion will be denied onto them as we stand here strong and proud as the last band of men able to resist.
An XFA minion.
We offer a number of things to tempt you into our ranks and to fight with us as brothers we shall be. Within our lands we have the most elaborate and financially sophisticated official youth competitions available in our GW today. Along with these we have the most official competitons and a 'New User competition' so new ST John members can pit their wits against others of their ilk in a fight for equality. Our community is strong and defiant our FAs chatroom is the most active and friendly that exists in the GW. The season may only be young but we are recruiting for the future ask yourself about your options and then consider the ONLY option available, the XEFA.
Yours in haste,
Horatio Hornblower,
1st XEFA Organiser.
God Save ST John.
Hmmm- sounds like the ravings of a megalomaniac tyrant to me....Which FA is it that has carved up all the prize money so it all goes to the top twenty clubs? Not the XFA...Which FA launches unfounded and slanderous attacks on the blog? Not the XFA....Who won the fixed competition XEFA set up? Oh that was the XFA !!!
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